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SATURDAY. SEPTEMBER 17, 1932 J3 FOUR THE NEWARK ADVOCATE AND AMERICAN TRIBUNE lie Newark Advocate THE LONG AND SHORT OF IT TODAY will be proclaiming1 the superior virtues of this day and comparing the men present unfavorably with the lime cf their youth. Therefore the world does not take such criticism seriously. For It AMERICA TRIHINB KatiitllJie4 la 1820. knows that as a rule one generation Is little, If Published Dally Except sundar.

TUB ADVOCATE PRINTING COMPANY, as Wnl Mala KlrMI, H. SPENt'ER President any, better or worse than the one preceding or GERMANY EGUAUZE WANTS TO THIS WAY- 1 following. GERMANS DEMANDS AM ABMV EQUAL TO THAT OF FRANCE" Overmastering pain the most deadly and tragical element in life, and the true commander i National Repretentntl ve John W. CulJen -BUT IT WOULD A LOT SAFER. FOP.

ALL CONCERNED IF THEY EQUALIZED THIS WAY muM 1 Smith Mlrhienn Att. Chicago: 601 of man's soul and body alas! pain has Its own ifth At. Nw fork; General Moton way with all of us. Robert Louis Stevenson. Hard to Be Brief.

The" Mellons Do Business. Yes, All Will Come Back. Earthquake, Down Below. By ARTHUR BRISBANE. (Copyright, 1932, King Features Syndicate, Inc.) atrolt rs in I la Eniviao aa aecond-clnas matter, March 19, Ikt.

at noetortlca at Newark. Ohio undr act Match 4. 1879. Human Nature. Although we've done no worthy deed, And though we know we're full of flaws, It's funn" with what titter greed We simply eat up loud applause, I Member of Aaaoclated Press.

The Aaaoclated Praia la exclualvoly entitled ii ter nnhliextlnn of aU newa dispatches red) ml to It or not otherwise credited In this Into the Discard. aj.er, and alao the ntws puDiisnea merein. ah lrht of publication of apodal dispatcher are ilao reaervea. A tint Ca'llne says Gran'ma Podnose went over to Mis. Bride's yesterday morning an found her In dealing; with news, wisdom would write few lines about many things, not many words and lines about few things.

But that ia difficult. A few pos sesa brevity. Will Rogers ia one. Montesquieu, as illustrated in his "Spirit of Laws," was another, Cromwell, In his letters, a third. Perfect condensation In Genesis ilnglo By carrier by 10c I kabartlptlon by Mall (Payable In Adraaee).

S'te year $300 Three .11.00 lix months U.7S One month .35 I Mai) Subscription Hairs Outside of Ohio. Sna jear 1600 Three months. 00 Jit months 13.50 One month .70 a'maklng doughnuts, which she don't know skursely nothing about cooking. So she rolled the dough all out an' cut It with a cooky cutter that had a ring In the middle. Then she picked out all the little round pieces an' throwed 'em In the garbage can.

described the creation of the world in fewer words than it takes a re porter to tell about the funeral of a woman too fat to be carried down stairs, her coffin lowered out of the window. WELL, WELL, A COFFEE SHORTAGE. Charlea E. Du Bois. Jeweler of Don't be surprised if you pay more for your Tuckahoe, N.

not able to explain Daily Washington Letter; Washington. A few more yeans of this de-predion and we may nearly all be active politicians. Running for office-has become a free-for-all scramble and competition for public Jobs was never so keen. The phenomenon is to be observed In campaigns for the more important state and national positions and in contents for all offices in hundreds of cities and villages. lawyers and business men who have found the going heavy these lust two or three years and their Incomes Increasingly1 reduced, have in many caws decided to capitalize their gifts and talents In the public service, where security and relatively moderate salaries seem much more attractive than of yore.

One hears of manual lahorers who have suddenly declared candidacies for municipal jolm, sometimes with the explanation that their families need the money. Of course the demand for civil service Jobs-clerkships and the like has been enormously Increased. But many in the big new crop of candidates for elective offices have been getting their first taste of politics, and those once bitten are apt to keep on trying. The Increase among seekers of nominations has been due to other factors as well as the economic incentive. It was recognized, for instance, that a large flock of officeholders was due to be booted out this year.

The jolw of othtr Incumbents be'eame Insecure for the first time. Naturally, that inspired a hoist of eager gents to get busy where they might otherwise have remained quiescent. Lately it has been estimated that there may be as many as 150 new faces in the next congress, which represents an enormous turnover. The demand for congressional nominations has been proportionately large. Few have run unopposed.

Democratic politicians long ago began to report that they were able to find contenders for Democratic nominations to offices which had previously been conceded to Republicans without a struggle. Democratic confidence of a big sweep may not be as high as it was, but it did result in an army of candidates while It lasted. Equally important is the wet Issue as a stimu toffee In the next weeks or months. There's A Ileal Help. Nothing could be quite so effective in preventing automobile accidents, if it could only be done, as inventing young men with three arms.

the disappearance of his wife and asked If he had killed her, was embarrassed. Yesterday he killed eason. Although Brazil has been destroying a lurplus of coffee, even dumping whole shiploads it intn ihn sea. there a. short ace In Isew York, and it is likely to grow worse.

Thn Indefatigable persons who are nevw Idle ought to rememlMT that even a machine can't be Suicide la confession. Mr. Melton's company a $1,000,000 worth of aluminum wire to Russia in trade for gasoline. Perhaps he will use the gasoline to Most of the cheaper grades of coffee sold In kept at work all the time. khis country come from Brazil, and most of the Brazilian crop is shipped from the port of San- os.

But because there is a revolt in the prov- make more aluminum or carry arcund what he makes. Russians are hard pressed for food and farmers would be glad to trade wheat. IclPal. If when one gets that far from earth No crooners can he hear, I'd like to have a bungalow Up in the stratosphere. hce of Sao Paulo against the federal govern.

potatoes to get gasoline for their went, Santos is blockaded, and no ships but pas- cars. But they are not organized. ienger carriers are allowed to call or leave there. The wise Mellon brothers can al Sam Hill In Cincinnati Enquirer. ways do business somehow.

the flow of coffee from Santos has been They suggest the man who raised Jtopped, and it will continue stopped until peace If ever Eden's shore I reach I'd like to make it known I'd want a ticket back to earth Or ban the saxophone. tomes in Brazil, or the blockade is broken. The fetter is not likely, as the rebels have no navy, rats and cats. He fed the rats to the cats, skinned the cats, sold the fur and fed the skinned cats' carcasses to the rats. He always sold furs, never had to buy anything.

ind the attempts of the revolutionists to secure Norman Ralston in Bexley Eastern News ecognition of the belligerency have failed. At the request of Cyrus H. K. Curtis you will be glad to know Because the revolt was unforeseen, New York andlers of coffee failed to scure large stocks But when at last you leave this earth For higher spheres, my dear, Then may your record have been such You'll not e'en stratos fear. that his health is good Mr.

Knick lus to candidacy. Congressional districts and erbocker will answer the question. jn advance. Thus there is a real shortage. Last "Can Europe Come Back?" other political subdivisions which once never heard of any but dry candidates found a group reek-end there were only 826,000 bags of coffee That question was asked when There's That To Be Said.

DR. COPELAND'S HEALTH LETTER By ROYAL C. COPELAND U. 3. Senator from New York; Former Commissioner of Health, New York City.

of wet ones on the ballots this year, quite a few all kinds in the United States, whereas on the September could be sweet as ever without auite so cool about it. Cleveland Plain Attila came marching from the east, and when the black death killed one-quarter of all the people in Europe; also when, after Waterloo, England was called bankrupt, and of whom won out. In Massachusetts the number of candidates for milar date last year there were 1,907,000 bags, nd nearly all the coffee in the country has Dealer. After all it must be pretty hard to keep cool ien contracted for; there is very little on the the continent worse than bankrupt. Science Steadily Declines Botulism.

when riding to a fall. The answer always has been, and ipen market. The price of Santos coffee has ofllce nearly doubled this year. Twelve men filed for the Democratic nomination for secretary of state, eight for lieutenant-governor and six for state auditor. For many years little was known ready risen 25 per cent In New York.

thoroughly cooked and served as soon as possible. Remember that when food is allowed to stand it deterioriates and allows bacterial growth. Foods that are capable of spoiling should be kept in a refrigerator and should be cleansed carefully before using. A congressional district In adjacent Virginia Queerly enough, nobody can profit greatly by Hobbles and Inner Selves. By BRUCE CATTON.

has nine candidates for the Democratic the answer is now, "Yes, Europe will come back." And, in case it Interests you, the United States will also come back and you will ask yourself, with bitterness, "Why didn't I buy something when prices were low?" concerning a disease called botulism." Under certain conditions a food may become contaminated with the germ of this ailment. When this food is eaten, botulism results. situation. Santos can't sell coffee, so Brazil not getting anything out of the rising market. The nam? of Rothschild is one of those names A dispatch from Los Angeles, just before the thatjnean important money.

Like Rockefeller, Mellon and Morgan, it stands for finance and the ithin recent years this disease California primaries, told of the big fields of can ew York dealers can't profit, since they have ready agreed on selling prices. The failure of has steadily declined. It is hoped Germany, by the way, Is coming power of finance. So when Lord Rothschild was back without waiting for others. that within a short time it will no longer exist.

It used to be caused didates in the state and remarked: "The fight for superior court jobs is a mess. Half the lawyers in Los Angeles seem to be running and the listed as1 a speaker at a recent meeting of a Brit Three hundred thousand young le Santos supply has sent up the price of other ffees, but because American holdings are small. ish scientific association, everybody stood by for by eating commercially canned food voters know little about any of them." a Jieavy speech about the world depression and fighting Germans, well-trained by the "Steel Helmets," are taken over by the German government in Such products. Due to the rigid measures ittle money has been made through the upward Mrs. Hattie Caraway, running for the Demo what not.

cratic senatorial nomination In Arkansas, had to kovement The American coffee-drinker is like- But Lord Rothschild, without cracking a smile, of health law enforcement and the cooperation of the canning industry, the disease rarely, if ever, comes from this source. Instead, the few a way as to evade the ersailles treaty. defeat six prominent men who wanted her job. got up and made a speech which began as fol constructed machines and processes that eliminate the possibility of any germs being left in the cans. The decrease in the number of cases of botulism may be attributed to our increased knowledge.

Or it may be due to the decline in home canning. Canned foods 'an now be purchased all year round and are prepared in such a way as to tempt the housewife. The purchasing of high grade canned foods guarantees the housewife a scientifically pure food and saves her many hours of unnecessary labor. When foods are canned at home, only fresh and clean foodstuffs should be used. Heating at a high temperature is important The cans or jars used for preserving should be cleansed and boiled before use.

They should be air-tight and boiled at a high temperature so as to destroy all germs. Contrary to a common belief, cooking alone is not suflicient to destroy the germs of poisonous food. Food that is contaminated should never be used. Meats should be to pay more for his breakfast, but this will And Germans are laying the keel Three, four and five-cornered flghts are far lows of a third "pocket size battleship," a to due to snortage or conee, not to speculation kind that the Versailles treaty per "The qtieerest looking fleas yet discovered originated in South America. They are found only market-rigging.

ANSWERS TO HEALTH QUERIES. Lou. Q. I am 19 years old, five feet, seven inches tall, what should I weigh? 2. How can I fatten my fate? A.

You should weigh about 131 pounds. This is about the average weight for one of this age and height as determined by examination of a large number of persons. A few pounds above or below the average is a matter of little or no significance. 2. Try to gain weight in general.

Eat. plenty of good nourishing food, including milk and eggs. Exercise daily in the fresh air and sunshine. Sleep as many hours as possible. Take codliver oil as a general tonic and builder.

(Copyright, 1932, by King Features Syndicate, Inc.) more commonplace than ever before. Extra candidates often change the result, as frequently it can be said that the vote of the third man would have gone to and elected the runner-up had the third man not entered. Coffee dealers do not expect the situation to there and in. a modified form in Australia, The mits, and, in spite of its smallness, more efficient than the bigger, more expensive cruisers built by England and the nUited States. It will out-shoot and outrun them.

1st long. Futures for next July delivery are only explanation that is at all satisfactory is the assumption that at one time there was a bridge bout what they, were before the revolution be between South America and Australia." outbreaks that have been reported of late have been traced to the consumption of home-cannned foods. Botulism may be caused by rating contaminated meat and vegetables. It is particularly common when vegetables, such as ripe olives, canned string beans, asparagus, corn or apricots, are put up in home preserving. Lack of proper facilities in home canning may permit the live germ to enter the finished product.

On the contrary, the commercial plants have scientifically an. That means a general expectation that And he went on to deliver a scholarly scientific Violent earthquake shocks in New lormal deliveries from Santos will be resumed Have a Smile. Amateur Gardener I have so much trouble speech that did not have the faintest relation to Zealand, just under your feet, bng before that time. But for the next few "minor shocks continuing regularly finance, trade or industry. Weeks, watch the price of coffee in the Btores, every few minutes," make us realize how grateful we should be for earth's average stability Ind don't 'blame the grocer if it shoots upward, telling the difference between my young plants and weeds.

How do you tell which is which? Old Hand There Is only on sure way, pull them all out. If they come up again they are weeds. Farm Journal. As a revelation that a king of finance can have an interest aside from money bags, this little story is rather illuminating. We ordinarily as Lands, islands, rise and fall; even sume that a man like Rothschild must be continents slip around on the hard core of the earth like nonfloating CABS SHAPE PERSONALITY.

Automobiles have almost turned the world up- monkish gentleman whose veins run ice water A BOOK A DAY soap on the floor of a bathtub. The whole thing is wonderfully managed. HENRY FORD OF THE BOOK WORLD HAS A GREAT PLAN and who can interest himself in nothing that does not bear the sign of the dollar or the pound jlde down, so greatly do they influence life. They Ul some people with restless desires, they give A gentleman in Cleveland adver Vacationist Madam, your bill is extortionate. Do you think I have lived for 15 years in boarding houses for nothing? Landlady From what I have seen of you.

sir, I should think it is highly probably. Buen Humor, Madrid. sterling. toting1 folks freedom some of them don't know This scientific study of South American fleas, tised a lecture "for women only" on ow to use. then, comes as a shock.

An odd hobby for a rich 'Married Love." The police forbada ing 70,000 organized outlets. Only man to have? Perhaps, but a useful just They turn many previously harmless folks into the lecture. Five hundred angry ladies almost tore down the auditorium and proved their business ca the same, and one that betokens an active, cul 100,000 copies were printed of the first book to be handled under the new plan, but the publisher predicts toors ana even orutes. t-reviousiy sucn ones tured mind. Bride I tried a cooking idea of my own, and my husband said I'd better try it on the dog first.

Wasn't that cruel? Neighbor and I thought your husband was so fond of dogs. Answers. rere not objectionable. But when they get into It sometimes seems as if you can tell more pacity by getting in "refunds for tickets" $62 more than they had that subsequent ones will reach a powerful car, they become discourteous, ar- about a man by his hobby than by his profession, paid. million.

Assuming that the mystery market will prove lucrative, Biddeli next plans to branch into the fields of jogant and a menace to life. Disappointed ladies may go to Reno and hear lawyers deliver lec Such decadent effects are to be deplored, and A man can slip into a job more or less by acci-deriit, and through force of circumstance can stay in it all his life when there are other things he would rather do. But his hobby that is his own love, adventure and historical novels Tramp The lady next door gave me a peace of 'ome-made cake. Won't you give me something, too? Lady (spitefully) Yes, I'd better give you a digestive tablet. The Humorist.

hose who use this marvelous facility in so Im tures on "Married Love" free, and enlightening. Which would mean that four novels a month, in editions of possibly a million each, would be pouring from choice, and he can change it any time he pleases. Wall Street is blossoming out in And this story about one of the world's richest men makes one wonder; if things had happened just a little differently, might England not have all sorts of virtues. The stock exchange is particular about this and his presses. The greatest mystery Biddell ever solved was what to make of himself.

He started out to be a scientist about that, even about short sellings to knock down prices. Husband What? You don't mean to say you are going shopping in all this rain? Wife Of course I am. I've saved up $5 for a rainy day, and this is the first opportunity I've had to spend it. Answers. one less financier and one more scientist; In "Mark Twain's America," Bernard De Voto takes the popular critical theory that Mark Twain was a born artist thwarted and defeated by his environment and does his level best to shoot it full of holes.

And, if you want my opinion, he succeeds admirably. This theory, voiced most effectively a dozen years ago by Van Wyck Brooks, has it that Mark Twain was meant to be a great satirist crying out against the evils of his time, but that the cramping force of a frontier environment and the restrictive influences of the genteel tradition compelled him to become, instead, a mere humorist striving for riches. Mr. De Voto looks the theory In the eye, says "Oh, yeah?" and goes forth to battle. To begin with, -he remarks that Mark Twain apparently wanted to be a "mere humorist" right from the beginning.

He also remarks that the frontier wasn't nearly as deadly an environment for an artist as literary folk who have never seen it suppose. Mark Twain, he says, realized himself completely in the two finest novels ever written in America "Huckleberry Finn" and "Tom Sawyer." Incidentally, Mr. De Voto has written a very beautiful description of and took a degree in chemical engi Now the committee on business neering at Massachusetts Institute of tells brokers they must not talk about politics, or send to customers Opinions of the Press. JUMPY NERVES. (Marion Star.) Technology.

During the World war he was the youngest man in his division in France, and was commis anything that might seem like propaganda for either important po Boarder I left $25 In my room. Maid I haven't seen it. Boarder Then I expecWit'a still there. The Humorist. litical party.

sioned at the age of 19. He might have become a professional swimmer, The United States has a gigantic An unpleasant little incident between an banking outpost and the Japanese press adds liy PAI HARRISON. New York. Sept. 17.

Sidney Bid-dell is a bookish sort of person. From the time when the truancy officer used to yank him out of the public library at Newport. and hustle him back to school, Biddell just hasn't been able to get enough of books. He collected first editions. He worked for a publishing house.

Finally he became publisher himself, and now is selling new novels at the rate of 100,000 a month. But he isn't content with topping previous totals. He thinks maylie he can sell 48.000,000 books a year in the United States and Canada. The Idea wasn't that big when It came to him two years ago. Biddell was only 32 then, and was in charge of merchandising for a publishing firm.

Studying production costs one day, he discovered that a novel printed in editions of 2.500. to sell for $2, could be disposed of profitably for 50 cents if it were turned out in lots of 100,000 or more. Biddell quit his job, sold his collection of first editions, and bought the manuscript of a mystery novel. Then he signed a contract with a chain of 1,500 cigar stores for the distribution and sale of one mystery book each month. The novels were to retail at 50 cents, and any unsold surplus was to be taken back by the publisher.

The first printing of 54.000 copies soon was exhausted. So was the second, of 06,000. A quarter of a million thrillers were sold in a month. Biddell has signed a new agreement with a distributing agency hav for he1 was the American 100-meter supply of rubber on hand. Mr.

to the impression, quite general in recent weeks, Litchfield, Mr. Firestone and other backstroke champion at the inter allied games. i tire makers have not tried to resist proper a way need drastic treatment But let as not overlook the innumerable conveniences, jomfort and blessings brought by the ownership automobiles. Not all people are boors and brutes who go careening through roads and streets regardless Of life and limb. These offensive folks are a JOteewhat small minority, though the number in-Tectkd with the speed mania is deplorable.

But IheraVis another type of folks whose personalities tre very favorably affected by the ownership and lse of automobiles. There Is a large element of people who can be ailed shrinking violets, excessively modest, ret-cent, self depreciatory, persons, who never get yedit for all they are arid all they can do. They ave too little faith in themselves to make any repression on the world. When a person of that ype obtains the use of an automobile, the results are usually beneficial. They acquire skill driving, which gives them a confidence in their wn powers they did not have before.

So an automobile is a wonderful thing, which that Japan automatically puts its chin out for the temptation to buy rubber at 4 a fight when it knows Uncle Sam is in the neigh borhood. Or, as the minister of war described suspicions that the bank, taking pictures for com Out of college, he came to New York with $20 In his pocket He found a job with a burglar alarm company, then sold cash registers for two years, and finally started his own direct-mail advertising agency. cents a pound and lower. You are told that "synthetic rubber," made scientifically, without help from 'the rubber tree, "amounts to little or nothing." That will sound strange mercial use, was gathering material for military information, the charges "merely reflect the ner vousness of some overzealous persons frightened few years hence, when science In 1927 he joined a publishing house, and knew that he had found his best field. at imaginary dangers." will make all of our rubber synthetically, the rubber trees growing in peace untapped.

trontier hie and frontier people. 1 he breath of the old west Is In his book, and it is a genuinely distinguished Me collected, in addition to sev The same situation wotild arise If the representative of a Japanese business firm In New Y'ork City were to be accused by that city's press Good Republicans, including R. W. piece of work. of photographing fortifications for purposes of Published bv Little, Brown and Historical Ohio High Spots.

(Written by J. H. Galbraith. Columbus, Ohio. Historian.

Distributed by Associated Press.) Edward Tiffin, Ohio's first governor, was one of three governors the state has had, who were born abroad. England was his birthplace. Tom L. Young was a native of Ireland and J. D.

Cox was born in Montreal, though his parents were living in Canada only temporarily. Wilson Shannon, elected in 1838, was the first native son of Ohio elected governor. Thomas W. Eartley was succeeded in the governor's chair by his father Mordecal, and that is something that may never happen again. No governor of Ohio ever was charged with malfeasance, though Worthington and Brough were arrested while in office, the former for a small debt and the latter for libel.

William Bebb was, after retiring from office, tried for murder but acquitted. Othniel Looker was the only Revolutionary soldier to occupy the governor's chair in Ohio. -The lastssoldier of the Civil war to become governor was Gen. Andrew L. Harris.

Vic Donahey was the only governor elected three times in succession, though three others served three terms. military information. It is unthinkable, of course, it sells for $4. Robey, suggest that alleged Democratic plans to help the farmer would "mean a paternalistic attitude toward agriculture and a bur that the American press would be guilty of such eral rare first editions, the first seven known letters of Joseph Conrad. All these went under the hammer when Biddell had to raise money to finance his big Idea.

It was a desperate sacrifice. But now that his 50-cent books are rolling off the presses, the first thing Biddell is going to do, when he gets the time, A Worthy Amendment. an outburst of nervousness. Its nerves have not been shattered by the Imaginary dangers that acites some people to loose and rough conduct den on the treasury." Another good One bit of good news that almost Japan's abused conscience have inflicted upon it, Republican reveals the fact that the passed unnoticed in the crush of ind opens doors of expansion to others. A new 'orce was born into the world when cars were There is, obviously, the most direct necessity buy back those Conrad letters no treasury recently handed to Mr.

Dawes' bank in Chicago $90,000,000 to help it out of trouble. to deal with Japan, in its condition, in a manner more spectacular doings was the fact that Texas recently added its ratification to he lame duck amend nvented. It is now up to the world to teach matter what the cost. Ten dollars handed to a farmer is People how to use this force and get good out calculated to be soothing rather than irritating to the nerves. There is a serious possibility that critical comment unfavorable to the Japanese ment to, he United States constitu 'paternalism." Ninety million dol tTand not harm.

tion. This, of course, is the amendment would would advance the date lars handed to one bank is cause might contribute to strained relationships, IN NEW YORK of presidential inaugurals and con THE HESSIAN FLY. even though appearing in an inland paper of this type. Jumpy nerves have a way of exposing gressonal session openings from The Hessian fly is abroad in the land, In great- A Place for Slang. Much of our modern slang is not March to January, and which would thereby do away with the evil of the numbers than since 1920.

This villainous in themselves to irritation. Lest there be any remote possibility of complications left unguarded, "short term in wheih defeated con ect Us said to be the most harmful enemy known gressmen legislate for the country assurance is hereby given that Japan's condition stimulates nothing but sympathetic understand beautiful to hear. But for crisp conciseness and clarity of meaning, some of it is remarkably fitting. We have observed a great deal of usage wheat.1 The damage is caused by the larvae, after having been rejected at the polls. Fifteen states have now rati nd if the adults are still sticking around when ing.

of the expression, "So what? ho wheat appears aboye ground they proceed fied the amendment. Twenty-one more must do so before the amendment goes into effect It is to be Doesn't that express pretty clearly Observations. satiric and sophisticated dism hoped that these 21 raificatons will terest? And doesn't, the querulous lay as many eggs on the delicate blades as the raffle will stand. These eggs soon hatch and the irvae maintain a nefarious existence on the chop houses abounded. He opened the Voison three years later and so great was his success that customers crowded the steps on Saturday night.

Today the swanky speakeasies get the smarter dining clientele. And though one hears of "depression rices" those spots which attract a certain crowd show small sign of slicing. A midnight sandwich at Reubens' still costs as much as an average meal, and Dinty Moore's corned beef comes as high as ever. Also there are any number of cocktail spots where the $l-per-drink scale still obtains. be obtained without delay during As we understand President Hoover's policy, the Melting Pot is to be converted New Y'ork, Sept.

17. Notes on nothing in particular and everything in general: The Algonquin "round table" crowd has finally been caricatured for the stage. George Op-penheimer, of the Viking Press staff, is responsible. And his play, "Here Today," now headed for Broadway, is said to contain prototypes of Robert Eenchley, Dorothy Parker and others who foregathered at the lunch table. Oppenheimer, incidentally, refers to his opus as "a comedy of bad manners." Checking up on dozens of reports I have been getting concerning a Shakesperean barnstorming group, which has been arriving by private bus in remote towns of the Tennes the coming winter legislative ses tone of it sound a sharp note or playful ridicule which is one of the most efficacious methods of termi- nating an argument quickly.

Anoth-i Looking Backward. FIFTEEN YEARS AGO. (From Newark Advocate, Sept. 17, 1917.) The marriage of Mrs. Sarah McMurtry and Lell Morris took place on Saturday afternoon at the home of Dr.

L. C. Sparks, pastor of Fifst M. E. church.

Monday evening Mrs. Archie Scanland, who is to leave soon for her new home in Ashland, was pleasantly surprised at the home of Mrs. Leah Cramer, Tuscarawas street. Mr. and Mrs.

Louis Bausch of North Fourth street m'otored to Columbus today, where they will be guests of Mr. and Mrs. Howard Fordyce, formerly of this city. into a Non-Refillable Bottle. Virginian-Pilot sions, it is worth, repeating, once heat which their forbears appropriated for this -press purpose.

Just now they're waiting in There seems a growing disposition to regard er we nave neara repeatea rdes. Catch on?" This form of light Cactus Jack and Charley less as competitors than counter-Irritants. Detroit News. However, the Hessian fly, like all things mor- conclusion gives a humorous touch to the advancement of an idea or a inn Violno to hrine- a smila after 1 must exentually succumb to the grim de- more, that here is an amendment which simply cannot be opposed on any ground except that of selfish partisan politics. There can be no excuse for defeating it, or even for delaying ratification.

Citizens in states which have not passed on it would do well to insist that their legislatures take it up at the earliest possible moment. liaiii v. royer and the set for his demise is any. joking story, li mams a mnu i Let's give the college lys some credit, anyway. They gave the nudist idea a start by without garters and hats.

Judge. ere from Sept 22 to1 Oct. 5. Only after this of sophistication between speaicer i and hearer. The world's slang is an see mountains and mere hamlets of the middle-west farm belt, I find that nt.erestine study.

It seems inai can the wheat thrust its tender blades ough the ground In safety. The date on which sat may safely be sown in this locality may there has always been, for instance, TWENTY-FIVE YEARS AGO. (From Newark Advocate, Sept. 17, 1907.) The need of the hour, says an exchange, is leadership. And a leader it plain, to hi3 popular and imperative exciama- Philip Strear on Saturday of last week found enemy a long time." I wonder did the screen shadow come to haunt Owen Moore, the artist? Of the old steak places, Broad's Chop House, Beef Steak Charlie's, Keen's and Billy the Oysterman's continue to draw many of the "regulars." Luchow's is another place with a fan following also Chaffard's, The Parisien, The Lobster, The Tavern and a few others.

Dropping into one of the movie palaces which now presents half a dozen vaudeville and music show acts in addition-to a picture, I noted audience that the need of the hour is followers. tion meaning "Go!" Nowadays the words are "Scram!" "Sneak!" The human bones buried about four feet in sand on Lincoln State Journal. it. is James Hendrickson's unique troupe. Hendrickson was a former actor with Robert Mantell.

He later became an expert typographer and printer hereabouts, going in largely for artistic job work. But always he remained a Shakesperean student, yearning to take "Hamlet" "Macbeth" and "Julius Caesar" into the old Dr. Hamill premises. expression used to oe -oeai peaking of which, reminds me Early in tne cemury tnere was mo Monday at 3 p. m.

Rev. L. C. Sparks joined in obtained from the county agricultural agent, in though it may seem somewhat late, it is i that wheat will make a good growth this If the soil Is well prepared. And it will be a it satisfaction to have out-witted the Hessian At a political rally in Kansas there were 32 expression, 23, bkiuoo.

onane- marriage James Shaw and Miss Cora B. White, soeare used, "Go to!" and "Go hang. both of this city. candidates and 12 spectators. That is, there were 12 spectators at the start.

Dayton News. that critics are blaming Rod La Rocque, another screen performer, for the failure of BroadwaV's first production, "Domino." La Rocque's Mrs. W. S. Brandriff and daughter, Gladys Vamoose!" w'as widely used.

Theri much to be said against Sian; Emerson, have returned from an extended trip to Little Rock, Hot Springs and St. Louis, Mo. Board at Indiana university is cheaper, and if enunciation was of the dramatic school variety using "fuchure" grammatically, but it does carry a1j the price of fraternity pins comes down, every tiny communities where no professional troupe had previously visited. gathered seven Broadway troupers, two from the old Frederick AVard brigade. He packs his own scenery, made specially to suit the limitations of fire halls and school antages.

rven pnoneucan.v, ini thing will jake. Indianapolis News. for "future" and the like. Also his lines were monotonously intoned. a.i.

a r. ora uwu v. i u. A Bible Thought for Today. Owen Moore after all these years doing a four-a-day silk hat monologue act.

And looking strangely like a Hollywood version of J.immy Walker, for some reason. When I was a youngster in Hollywood, Owen was sitting pretty close to the mOvie peaks. In the act a short film ap meaning. inscription oi a ioous- man by "squirrel or a suly plan a KMVARD OF HUMILITY Whoever oTaltoth AX OLD HABIT. As an Increasing number of critics of the pres-t generation are putting it, America, along with rest ot the world, is on the decline, slipping old virtues into new vices.

The tendency to vre the present unfavorably with the past is 1 on. auditoriums. souirrelly, is Humorous ana pic himself shall be abased; and he that humbleth The stage has given Hollywood scores of its best current players. For some reason, few of the screen people have become stage successes. Lily Daniita made a good music tnresaue.

The very fact that slang- 1 Wouldn't it be tough on Kentucky if all those colonels should demand a bonus? Springfield Union. AstroryOners report that they have found traces of c-jr' 1 (dioxide on Venus. Read the ads. Venus, Himself shall be exalted. Luke 14 Ml Rut in The originator of the ultra-smart riginatmg colloquially gets arouna lowliness of mind let each esteem other hetjor to general usage is proof of its than Look not every man on his cafe in New York, I am told, was Herr Max Baumgarten.

pears wherein he is A gag requires that he shoot the screen figure from the stage. One of the lines requires him to say to the screen reflection "You've been my worst wonderful adaptability and efficacy. But then, we're not really defending own tilings. Din every man. a so on the thimrs a show ingenue; so did Lupe Velez, and Lois Moran in a current attraction.

In straight drama roles, the story has been different soma year, hence men Lbrifi nn i i Philinniarm i a unit looKing gent wno arrived from qw younr I of othe rav of othera. I aa This is merely a suggestion of I 9 am i ,0 when steak and more. Kansas City Star. its power abrojH about 1911 4 3.